Greetings. To start things off i would like to take the opertunity to introduce the newest member of the Uber Blog team. etksauron will be posting his thoughts occasionally and if you dont like him...go die somewhere. On to the review. I saw Ocean's 12 today and i am compelled to say that it was a pretty good movie. The plot was filled with all the unexpected twists and turns that we have come to love in a good crime movie and the unique style of cinematography sets the movie apart and gives it its own style. The acting was good too. Humor is used effectivly to break up all those suspenful moments and it makes the film generally much better than it would have been. Roberts Rating: 4/5

Sexy cell phones... you heard me. As phones become more powerful and advanced, they are also enhanced with MP3 players, cameras, and all sorts of other doodads. So now...you can get built in sex toys on your phone. For obvious reasons, im not going to go into the specific details because this is an R rated bost...not a NC-17 one. Needless to say, they are certainly getting creative with how to turn phones into miniature pleasure devices. You can read the origional article here if you want (you perverted thing you). Anyway.....good times.....lol.....phone porn.....
: Julia Roberts