Greetings. Tonight i come to you with much happyness in my heart. For I have thwarted my friend Joe in a complex game of international espionage involving some pie and an exbox controller. So... Joe came over to my house and i diddnt have an extra xbox controller for the playing of Halo 2 so we ended up buying one. The controller never belonged to Joe, he was just being allowed to use it for the time being, but he got it somehow in his mind that it belonged to him.{Joe editor notes: Robert oh so specifically said, "Here's your controller".} So when he left the next frikin night, he tried to take the controller with him and i stopped him with my force powers. We then had an epic duel with our lightsabers, but my powers were simply too much for him.{Joe:True for the most part, silly lightsabers.} He retreated, but vowed to get the controller back. So then, being the wise man that i am, bought another duplicate controller to carry around so joe would grab the wrong one. Little did i know that joe had been obsessing over the controller and plotting to make good on his promise. So when i was at his house, i made the mistake of telling him the controller i had with me was the duplicate. He then deviously marked my duplicate with a blue sharpe {Joe: blue bic pen.}descreetly so i wouldnt notice. Then, when he was at my house, he checked the controller i had out to discover that it was not the duplicate which he had marked. He therfore assumed that it must have been the real one that he had been having wet dreams about forever. So he swapped it with one that he had bought and very quickly made his exit. He then called me after he left to gloat about his victory, but there was one factor he had not accounted for... Another controller! {Joe: another controller, a.k.a. Robert's Stupidity} Thats right, the pervious day, i had lent the real controller to my brother because he was going to a birthday thing and when he returned, i grabbed HIS unmarked controller out of his bag and brought it into my room{Joe: Stupidly} thinking it was mine. Imagine the horror that befell joe when he realized that he had my brothers controller and now i had the real one, the duplicate, and HIS controller. Needless to say, Joe was a very very sad panda. I then broke his xbox using [FORCE BREAK MICROSOFT EQUIPMENT] (dark side cost: 4). So now... he has my brothers controller and no xbox. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... so gay..... {Joe: last note...this was all over the time span of months, so I was pissed when i found out it was the stupidity of Robert that had thwarted all of my efforts}
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: "Yea i say unto you," -Jesus