Greetings. Tonight, i will be detailing in seven easy to do steps how to not suck at photoshop. Just think, you...yes you...could dazzle your friends with your not suckingness in only seven days!!!! Heres how it works: these steps must be preformed in order and can be done over seven mins, hours, or even a week. HEre goes....
1. Recognize that you suck- comming to terms with your lack of bowhunting, computor hacking, or ninja skills may not be life impacting, but you MUST ADMIT that you have no photoshop skills or probably any computor skills for that matter. If you fail at this step, there is nothing i can do for you...
2. Realize that you may never not suck- Come to terms with the possibility of the seven step program failing and leaving you alone with youre suckingness. [Caution: Robert is not responsable for any injury or insanity that results from the program]
3. Begin to suck less- in this phase, you must learn how to move your body in accordance to instructions. Try putting your finger on your nose. If you at first dont succeed, try, try again...
4. Continue sucking less- suck less more.....
5. Suck less further- by sucking less further you are only moving closer to your ultimate goal of not sucking!!!
6. Become less in the way of suck- pretty self explanitory step....
7. CEASE TO SUCK!!!- HOOORAY! YOUVE DONE IT... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
I hope this tutorial has been helpful.