Greetings. I am doing this article at the request of someone that shall not be named for privacy reasons (Matt Kendr*ck). He suggested that...in the future....we would all need lasers on our heads. Now i know some who might disagree with that statement. So lets examine the issue. It has been established by leading scientists around the world that in the future, the world will be ruled by one omnicient government that consists of a tribunal of geneticly modified super whales. On to what we dont know. Consider this: if you could have one thing installed in your head, what would it be? I already know what my bionic head implant would be and its not a laser. Its a cheese grater, but thats only my personal preferance. In the future, im sure some would hae a use for a built in laser. You could...melt things...or...burn.....stuff. Anyway, it would revolutionize the way people live life and spur the new global society into a new age of prosperity...and prosperity pleases the whales.....
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