Greetings. Tonight i come to you with much happyness in my heart. For I have thwarted my friend Joe in a complex game of international espionage involving some pie and an exbox controller. So... Joe came over to my house and i diddnt have an extra xbox controller for the playing of Halo 2 so we ended up buying one. The controller never belonged to Joe, he was just being allowed to use it for the time being, but he got it somehow in his mind that it belonged to him.{Joe editor notes: Robert oh so specifically said, "Here's your controller".} So when he left the next frikin night, he tried to take the controller with him and i stopped him with my force powers. We then had an epic duel with our lightsabers, but my powers were simply too much for him.{Joe:True for the most part, silly lightsabers.} He retreated, but vowed to get the controller back. So then, being the wise man that i am, bought another duplicate controller to carry around so joe would grab the wrong one. Little did i know that joe had been obsessing over the controller and plotting to make good on his promise. So when i was at his house, i made the mistake of telling him the controller i had with me was the duplicate. He then deviously marked my duplicate with a blue sharpe {Joe: blue bic pen.}descreetly so i wouldnt notice. Then, when he was at my house, he checked the controller i had out to discover that it was not the duplicate which he had marked. He therfore assumed that it must have been the real one that he had been having wet dreams about forever. So he swapped it with one that he had bought and very quickly made his exit. He then called me after he left to gloat about his victory, but there was one factor he had not accounted for... Another controller! {Joe: another controller, a.k.a. Robert's Stupidity} Thats right, the pervious day, i had lent the real controller to my brother because he was going to a birthday thing and when he returned, i grabbed HIS unmarked controller out of his bag and brought it into my room{Joe: Stupidly} thinking it was mine. Imagine the horror that befell joe when he realized that he had my brothers controller and now i had the real one, the duplicate, and HIS controller. Needless to say, Joe was a very very sad panda. I then broke his xbox using [FORCE BREAK MICROSOFT EQUIPMENT] (dark side cost: 4). So now... he has my brothers controller and no xbox. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... so gay..... {Joe: last note...this was all over the time span of months, so I was pissed when i found out it was the stupidity of Robert that had thwarted all of my efforts}
: The Underpants Gnomes
: "Yea i say unto you," -Jesus

Greetings. Tonight, i will be detailing in seven easy to do steps how to not suck at photoshop. Just think, you...yes you...could dazzle your friends with your not suckingness in only seven days!!!! Heres how it works: these steps must be preformed in order and can be done over seven mins, hours, or even a week. HEre goes....
1. Recognize that you suck- comming to terms with your lack of bowhunting, computor hacking, or ninja skills may not be life impacting, but you MUST ADMIT that you have no photoshop skills or probably any computor skills for that matter. If you fail at this step, there is nothing i can do for you...
2. Realize that you may never not suck- Come to terms with the possibility of the seven step program failing and leaving you alone with youre suckingness. [Caution: Robert is not responsable for any injury or insanity that results from the program]
3. Begin to suck less- in this phase, you must learn how to move your body in accordance to instructions. Try putting your finger on your nose. If you at first dont succeed, try, try again...
4. Continue sucking less- suck less more.....
5. Suck less further- by sucking less further you are only moving closer to your ultimate goal of not sucking!!!
6. Become less in the way of suck- pretty self explanitory step....
7. CEASE TO SUCK!!!- HOOORAY! YOUVE DONE IT... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
I hope this tutorial has been helpful.

Greetings. I saw Constantine last night and i must say that its without a doubt the best movie of its genre i have ever seen. Kicks the snot out of Exorcist (both of them). The movie is about a man named John Constantine who was born with the ability to see angels and deamons. His gift drove him to insanity and he commit suicide and, like all those who commit suicide, went to hell...but diddnt stay there. God had other plans for them and he was thrust back into the world of the living. He is basically trying to buy his way back into heavean by exorcising demons which he later finds out is not how one gets into heavean. This movie is terrifying, hilarious, action packed, and incredibly creative. I wont reveal any more specific plot details, but this one is a must see. Two thumbs up ^_^
: Large Headed Children
: "ARRRRRRRRGH "- One of the pirates in that one pirate movie

Greetings. I hobbled down to the local blockbuster last weekend figuring id give myself something to do durring the week besides wait for joe to get on halo 2. What made me choose this game was the fair amount of explosions it supposidly has in it....i was just in the mood to blow something up. I found the game to be seriously entertaining. The gameplay is very much like grand theft auto in that you are in a free roaming environment and you can hijack vehicles etc. The weapons are nice and very well done. I also anjoyed some of the game's more unique gameplay options such as having supplies airlifted to your location. The explosions were pretty cool. I give this game a 7.5 (def rent but unless you REALLY like it, dont buy.) So go check it out, its good entertainment, but not worth the 50 bucks.
: Oompa Loompa(s)
: "ARGH"- me as a pirate

Its amazing how all life's mysteries seem to solve themselves if you give them enough time. seriously...think about something that is mysterious....keep thinking... i sware that if you think long enough....the problem will solve itself. Speaking of mysteries, apparently scientists found a miniature solar system with a sun about the size of uranus (no not youranus). Its good good stuff. Also...meh...cant remember. stupid AP euro. Verdammnit! The teacher man is like, "Therer gonna be a test on chapter 22 next week mkaaaaaay." and its not on ch 22. its just not, dont even argue with me. i will kill you if you say one more thing. Stay tuned for less lame posts 'cause next week ill be posting *trumpet sound* THE CRAZY THINGS YOU CAN MAKE WITH PHOTOSHOP GALLERY!!!!!" Its gonna be cool. Goin over to Joe's house this weekend because his girlfriends in a ....um.... grumpy mood about some stupid sadies related drama argument. Whatever... the cool pig is mine no matter what joe tries to do to stop me. The pig is mine, YOU HEAR ME! MINE! MWOHAHAHAHAHAH. Starting today, im also going to sign my posts with an inspiring phrase or quote, so...be inspired.....
: Mr. Judge (again)
: "*sniff...*sniff* *grunt*...i smell MANFLESH!" - That orc in LOTR: TT