Greetings. The topic of today is why Troy is a homosexual.[Joe notes in blue] If you do not know the troy of which i speak, then dont even waste your time reading this. People say to me, "But wait Robert, have you any proof that troy is a fudge packer?". To answer that question, yes. The evidence is all circumstantial, but if you look closly, i believe that the truth can be clearly seen.
1) Troy has no girlfriend. Now this in itself means very little.... but i dont think troy has ever had a girlfriend.[He never has] People without girlfriends are either, Priests, Eunichs, Social outcasts, or gay. And troy is not a priest, eunich, or a social outcast[True, F*CKin that]
2) Troy wears frilly clothes. This in itself again means nothing, just more icing on the cake.
3) Troy has a massive chin. Now this is concrete evidence. Everyone knows people with large chins are homosexual. Its a proven fact....[For example, Jay Leno...sooo flaming.]
4) Troy is attracted to men. Also a proven fact.... nuff said.
[5) Troy has a big head and other parts of his body.
6) Troy mumbles/has a tiny very discreet lisp.
6 1/2) Big head + lisp and mumbling = Holy flippin gay. It's a scientific fact. I mean come on now. You can't keep lying to yourself all of your life. Sometimes, you just gotta let these things out and cry on your large black boyfriend's shoulder. It's...It's just better for all of us...Tro*COUGH*...Anyone with a hidden secret.]

So i think it is clear that troy is very very gay based on this evidence. i hope you do the research and draw your own conclusion though. This article is not meant to hurt troy's feelings, just make him feel bad for a while then take his rage out on a nearby small animal. Peace out ma nizzaz